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"In a panic, I threw a blanket — or something— over my girlfriend, grabbed my pants AND tried TO pull them on as I headed FOR THE door TO keep it from opening. I got TO THE door with my
pants just above my knees when THE door opened," he recalls. "Standing IN THE hall was this sweet young freshman girl with her parents bringing her TO her new dorm room! THE looks on their faces
were priceless. I asked them TO give us a few minutes — I mean, what choice did they have?"
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John, who is ironically a marriage, relationship AND sexual coach, shares, "My wife AND I went OUT with some friends FOR bowling AND beer. We both had a little too much TO drink." However, that
didn't stop him from initiating intercourse with his wife that night. "I was happily pumping away with a full bladder. I began TO feel THE urge TO ejaculate (or SO I thought IN my half drunken
stupor). THE problem was that I was peeing instead OF ejaculating."
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It was 1969 AND Dana was a senior at UCLA. "My girlfriend AND I were looking FOR a place TO make 'nookie' since my roommate was IN my room studying. It was a few days before classes started AND the
room next door TO her room was still vacant, SO we went IN there AND proceeded," Dana explains. "Then, there was a knock on THE door. We froze. Another knock, then THE sound OF a key going into the
lock. Room was pitch dark, SO it was just sounds, but we heard voices OUT IN THE hall."
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"He looked up at me sweetly AND asked, 'How w-w-was it FOR you?' I replied, 'What? You were between my thighs.' Laura points out. "He laughed it off, but was super embarrassed. When we finally did
get around TO actually [doing THE deed], it was fantastic."
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"My wife AND I decided TO add a little spice TO our love life by using some aerosol whipped cream. I got THE can from THE fridge AND brought it TO our dark bedroom, sprayed it all over her boobs
AND started TO lick it off. It tasted funny AND I thought that her skin chemistry was giving THE whipped cream an off taste," recalls John. "It kept getting worse, SO I turned on THE light. It was
all green from mold. She started laughing hysterically as did I. It killed THE mood FOR THE night though. I had a queasy stomach all night long."
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"One evening after a few drinks, this younger boy AND I were laying on THE ground with our pants off AND making out. We removed our undies AND he starts moving his hips back AND forth, slowly and
then faster AND faster," recalls Laura. "His breath got heavier, AND then he collapsed on top OF me. Mind you, this whole time I just laid there IN fear OF saying something that would embarrass him
because ... he was a virgin."
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